Tuesday, October 3, 2017

The sayings, world should probably stop saying.

Do you know what used to be the dank Meme for my Grandpa and his squad? The fudging idioms and proverbs that usually meant to speak a lot in single lines, which slowly diced my life in small pieces.

Because with all due respect, most of them were actually real kingpins of literature, but the others just broke pandemonium of the little tickle able brain, because they were actually NOT RELATABLE at all. And because I had a cool Grandpa, who taught me plenty of those, here in I present, the worst sayings of all time. (Basically Spoof)

“When in Rome, do as the Romans”

Why Bro? Roman didn’t do chopsticks in China, you know why? Because they freaking COULDN’T. And 21st century, and everybody has internet and globalization, so maybe the Roman gets I’m just brought up different.
And Spoiler Alert, do you know what do we call people who keep changing themselves? The answer is not the cross dressers, the answer is Hypocrites.

“No man is an island”

The assigned comebacks of the society Aunties, who keep saying I must socialize. But you know what, I am not an island, Island is under-rated. I am a god-dammed Nation of my own, and I have my own priorities. And if a man never was an island on his own, what are your thoughts about Isla Nublar?
You don’t really know what it is. Yes, get a life Aunty!

“Birds of a feather flock together”
(Source: http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/405840-ed-edd-n-eddy)

Well do they? Maybe birds do, but humans clearly don’t. Only the place where similar humans exists with each other is an office space. And that doesn’t make them similar. I have always have had in his mind, in response to this one liner, “A man’s thought is his wings, not his hands. They are just forelimbs.” So judging a man by his profession, is like killing the human inside him. And my friends are not clones of each other, the best part of our gang, is that we all are different, so shut up.

“A picture is worth a thousand words”

And what do you think about the fake pout, Sir? Did you bother considering it? I guess no. The world has taught me enough, that words might turn their pace and defy the intentions, but PICTURES! They are the biggest treacheries of all time. Pictures do not say a thousand words, because I can replace a thousand and eighty pixelled photograph of a bimbo and can replace it with one word. FAKE.
Meanwhile get the picture reference? You're Welcome.

“An early bird catches the worm”
(Source: http://www.dumpaday.com/funny-pictures/funny-pictures-day-101-pics-4/attachment/early-bird-gets-the-worm/)

Oh I totally agree with this one. Apart from the fact we are actually eagles, and we dine whenever we want to. And I betcha, I begin 8 minutes earlier than Usain Bolt and yet he beats me like an insect, because quality is what that matters, not how early you began.

“Cleanliness is next to godliness”


 Oh sure, I’m so god like because my sheets aren’t dirty? So you mean I can get away with that murder in front of your god, if I keep Vanish along. Man this is whole new level of cheat codes. Next what? I steal your money and clean my shoes and I am just saved? Ironically, thank god we are Seculars. No shits.

“Familiarity breeds contempt”
(Source: https://imgflip.com/tag/wars?sort=latest&page=11)

How do you even have friends, Bro? Maybe you don’t, because familiarity doesn’t breed contempt, it breeds understanding. And if you dislike people once you get to know them, are you really willing to know them? Because people have issues, and people suffer for that, maybe you too. That doesn’t mean you would take it as a contempt. Unless they are actually you.

“If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em”


Again, What Hypocrisy did rule back in time maybe. Because, it is totally unacceptable if Steve Rogers joins Hydra. I aint’t saying he wouldn’t, I said, it’s unacceptable. Because, once you join them, you are choking the last breathing probability to even win.
Listen to me, don’t join ‘em, keep working, you would surely beat ‘em by next millennial.

“Might is Right”
(Source: https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/41283394/I-am-Groot)

So who makes decisions for you? WunWun! Because I deny accepting power to be ultimate righteous entity. Not today, not in democracy. The right is right, doesn’t mean if it comes from the mighty of the dwarf. And a wise man once said, “A very small man can caste a very large shadow.” So if you are good enough to stand for the right, the mighty HAS to bow.

“All publicity is good publicity”

(Source: https://www.askideas.com/40-most-funny-donald-trump-memes-that-will-make-you-laugh/)

Really? Even after we have Donald Trump and Gurmeet Ram Rahim?

At a point of life, I just wanted these to be removed from existential history, and replace them with new ones.
But maybe we don’t need new ones maybe we just need some twists, because by the end of the day,


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